Every year I have a resolution of some sort for the New Year that is upon us, however, now that I think about it...I don't think I have actually ever kept a resolution. So I think I have some up with a few reasons why New Year resolutions are not needed and why they do not work.
1. I always break them
2. I always come up with a reason of why I can start tomorrow!
3. Losing weight is one every year.. I have yet to accomplish this task according to my resolution. It usually involves some sort of crazy exercise plan or eating no junk food for the rest of the year! I mean come on who can do that! Certainly not anyone that is remotely human and likes sugar and treats! GET REAL!
4. I can't think of anything else every year besides exercise and weight that isn't lame and totally unattainable so why try!
5. They are lame.
There you have it my friends... the reasons why I do not have a resolution for the year!
Friday, January 1, 2010
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